An award-winning adult panto company is set to return with a new show.
Happy Ending Pantomimes, known for their cheeky takes on classic stories, will present "Jack Off the Beanstalk" at Theatre Royal in Windsor on January 17th, 2026.
The company, which previously brought "Tinderella" and "Sleeping with Beauty," is promising to reach "cloudy new heights of hilarity" with this adaptation of the traditional tale.
In this version, Dame Trott's farm is in trouble, and her son Jack is sent to sell their cow, Daisy.
However, instead of money, Jack is tricked by a character named Fleshlight into swapping Daisy for some shiny beans.
The panto will follow Jack's journey to save the day, with plenty of jokes and innuendos along the way.
An announcement for the show reads: "Expect a gloriously witty script packed with saucy innuendos and outrageous outuendos.
"With bean-flicking, beanstalk-climbing, and more twists than a giant's curly toe, this is one grown-up panto that’s definitely not for the kids.
"So leave the little ones at home and join us for the biggest, boldest, and naughtiest adventure of the season."
Tickets can be purchased via the Theatre Royal website.
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